Does Heather Mills Know What Booing Means?
Someone shouted ‘no more’ and Heather Mills thought she heard ‘encore’. But she clearly didn’t hear, or didn’t want to hear the booing that accompanied her appearance at the Las Vegas Miss USA 2008 Pageant at which she was a judge.

Mills being selected as a judge begs the question what the hell does she know about beauty pageants and who would rely on her ‘unbalanced’ opinion anyway?

Is Mills merely using her trip to America and the beauty pageant to draw attention to her recent divorce settlement than to the hard working girls of the beauty pageant?

Only hours before the event Ms Mills made a TV appearance where she taunted ex-husband Sir Paul McCartney commenting on his new found happiness and claiming he had three girlfriends and adding: “I wish all the girls the best of luck”.

The winner of the Miss USA 2008 Pageant was Crystal Stewart.
But the controversial Brit still managed to catch the eye of at least one admirer as she ended her night in Vegas. Earlier, Miss USA pageant co-owner Donald Trump told People, “I think America wants more Heather Mills.”

Yes, served on a plate with a lemon wedged firmly between her teeth!

Its All Over Fur Beyonce
No not her recent marriage to Jay Z but her long time love affair with fur. The group known as PETA (group People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals) has been waging a war against the former Destiny’s Child singer due to her frequent outings clad in animal fur.It would appear that Beyonce realized that the only way to keep PETA off her back was to stop putting fur on it and now the organization have recognized Mrs Jay Z as a new covert and acknowledged her transformation by sending her and her new husband a fake fur throw as a wedding present.

Along with the throw was an accompanying letter saying, ‘The accompanying note reads, “From all of us at PETA, we wish you much happiness in your life together. Please accept this faux-fur throw with many good wishes and a hope from us that together, you’ll be a fur-free couple!”

Hopefully Beyonce will now pre-fur to wear faux instead of real fur!

Victoria Beckham Takes her Eye off the Ball!
With the recent launch of her dVb clothing line which was set to rake in an estimated $15 million for the wife of David Beckham, one would have thought she’d have been out there gaining as much publicity for the brand as possible. But oh no! Obviously Posh Spice thinks she’s famous enough without having to make public appearances.

So the owner of Los Angeles boutique Kitson is quoted as telling Life & Style, “We’ve asked her PR people many times for her to appear to promote the range but she’s too busy, they say. A celebrity line is no different from an album or a tour. It has to be promoted to sell, and Victoria’s not doing that.”

Simply being one of the ex-Spice Girls and the wife of the most famous footballer on the planet isn’t enough to make the cash registers, ching-ching, the odd appearance from the woman who believes she is a singer, model, actress and now designer is also required.

Amy Winehouse: Record, No, No, No!

Although the beleaguered singer and 5 time Grammy Award winner, Amy Winehouse has been tempted by her record company with an all expenses paid trip to the Bahamas in an attempt to encourage their main earner to produce a new album for the reported release time of late 2008.

But the wafer thin and drug riddled star has declined the offer to produce a follow up to her hit album Back to Black on a trip that was supposed to be the first step toward making the album, but she pulled out at the last minute, thesun.co.uk reported.

A close friend of Winehouse has said, “She’s not the kind of artist you can just stick in the studio for a month and get an album done. And I now think early 2009 would be a good result.”

There must be a thousand young starlets in the United Kingdom who jump at the chance to record and album never mind have it incorporate a trip to the Bahamas, and they would probably have more talent and reliability than Winehouse has ever been know to show!

Pink in the Red, White and Dotty Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Bikini!
After separating from her husband, Carey Hart, in February and filing for divorce, Pink, it would seem has moved on quite rapidly and successfully with her love life as was seen this weekend with her frolicking around in the sea with an unknown male friend at a beach in California.

But its not all selfish news from Pink. She has at least managed to turn her tom-boy appearance around for this new guy and looked every bit the glamorous beach babe in her red and white polka dot bikini. Although still visible were Pink’s trade mark tattoos, there was no sign of her baring any sadness at the split from her husband and twenty one month marriage.

Rumours spread in early 2008 that Hart had cheated on Pink and she was having none of that and sped off to the divorce courts to off load the cheater.

So at least now the mystery man in Pink’s life seems to have got the 28 year old singer showing her feminine side and smiling again as the couple shrieked with laughter as they play wrestled in waves.

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