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Come Charlie, if anyone can, you can!

Oh oh! The proverbial sh** is about to hit the fan for Charlie Sheen!!

The ex husband of Denise Richards has been named as one of Ashley Dupre’s clients but he doesn’t even come complete with a number, unlike Eliot Spitzer who at least registered number 9 on the Dupre-richter scale!

Ashley’s pimp Jason Itzler claims that Sheen was one of the Jersey girl’s clients a few years ago and he has revealed that Sheen paid $20,000 for a threesome with some girls whom he requested should dress up as cheerleaders and cheer old Charlie on!

Jason says, “They loved Charlie. They said he was a great guy. A great lover. One time he had them dressed up like cheerleaders, chanting ‘Charlie! Charlie! He’s our man. If he can’t do it, nobody can”

But its probably a foregone conclusion that what ever number he was, his number is well and truly up with Denise now and the only number he’ll be looking at in the near future is the total on his attorneys bill after he gets dragged through the courts, once again!

ABB