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Make sure the leech dosen’t spit out!

Yes, ‘relaxing’ is always what comes to mind when one thinks of leeches piecing the skin and slurping relentlessly like Amy Winehouse in the public bar of her Camden Town local!

That’s how Demi Moore describes the feeling of ‘leech therapy’. The 45 year old actress has confessed to using leeches to purify her blood and according to her, the bite of the leeches “frees you of toxins”, but also helps you “to relax”.

She continued, “These aren’t just swamp leeches though. We are talking about highly trained medical leeches. These are not some low level scavengers. We’re talking high level blood suckers. They have a little enzyme that when they are biting down in you it gets released in your blood and generally you bleed for quite a bit and your health is optimized’

Impressing everyone even further with her quirky, bizarre experience Demi enthused, “It crawls in and you feel it bite down on you. Then you relax and work on your Lemaze breathing just to kind of relax. You watch it swell up on your blood, watching it get fatter and fatter then when its super drunk on your blood it just kind of rolls over like it is stumbling out of the bar.”

Remember the time when one visited the blood donor van for much the same experience?

The middle aged Demi is just the latest in a long line of Hollywood women to have been taken in by a leech. Check out Britney Spears’s leech, Kevin Federline, Pamela Anderson’s succession of leeches, Kid Rock, Tommy Lee etc and leeches aren’t just male in gender, oh on, when they’re female they don’t just suck your blood they suck your bank account as well, like the lesser known fugly faced leech, Heather Mills, she’s the biggest leech known to mankind!

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