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Remember ‘fashion‘, ‘in vogue‘, and ‘stylish‘? Well Victoria Beckham foolishly believes that she encompasses all those titles as she goes to work on her latest project and hopes to be dedicatedly followed by everyone who’s jaw drops at her bizarre outfits. But Beckham is definitely living under a misapprehension that she’s a fashion icon.

This weekend Posh was on a photo shoot for her someone she needs to reassess as her pal, Marc Jacobs, because if anyone inflicted this outfit on most of us we would certainly strike them off our Christmas card list, indefinitely!

Marc dressed Vicky up in a shapeless shift dress that appeared to be constructed of reclaimed wool, leaving her bra straps fully on display and exhibiting her skinny, boney hands and arms clutching a crocodile skin handbag (there she goes again, the supporter of PETA???) which were only eclipsed by the ridiculous black feather hat that adorned her pale pouting face like a nesting vulture!

Does Victoria Beckham have a self destruct button or just a huge ego?

The United Kingdom Wont Love Courtney Love, Hopefully!

A fair exchange! America gets the hoaring Heather Mills and the UK gets the Kooky Courtney Love!

Sources are reporting that Courtney Love, wife of the deceased Kurt Cobain.

is fed up with the filthy city of Los Angeles and is moving to England. Now how does that work? She’s a junkie and so is Amy Winehouse but Amy couldn’t get a visa to visit L.A. for the music awards earlier this year but the UK will take trash like Courtney Love.

She was arrested in 2003 on felony drug charges and in 2005 she admitted to using drugs once again. She was sent to yet another drug treatment program, this time with six months lockdown.

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The drug addict spoke of her vast knowledge of the UK saying, “I am fed up with Los Angeles. It’s dirty and full of crazy people. I want a complete lifestyle change. People criticize Britain but it is still a cleaner, safer place to live than Hollywood.’ And she’d know that would she?

Well, that would just about sum up the immigration service in the UK of late. Come on in, every junkie, scammer, thief and sponger, all are welcome in the United Kingdom!

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Michael Jackson’s face went on sale on Ebay this week and some fruitcake in the United Kingdom actually parted with £4,000 of his hard earned money to have the Thriller singer sat in his lounge.

The latex puppet of Wacko Jacko, which was used in the UK’s 1980’s Spitting Image comedy spoof was up for grabs on Ebay and apparently went to the winning bidder who is a collector of weird and wonderful memorabilia. Tom Meighan, front man for the rock band Kasabian decided he needed it to adorn the lounge in his Leicester home.

With that monstrosity sat in the corner of his home, it must be out of bounds to anyone considered to be of a fragile mental state or under the age of 13.

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