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How shallow can Kylie Minogue be? This shallow. The Australian pop princess has spread the word far and wide that she has developed a crush on Paul McCartney since presenting him with his Outstanding Contribution award at the BRIT Awards last month.

How stupid can Kylie Minogue be? This stupid. Kylie is reportedly desperate to find a man with whom she can start a family and a source said: “She is set to turn 40 in May and feels more pressure than ever to land an eligible man so she can get to work on having the baby she’s always dreamt of.”

Here’s the news Kylie. It would remain a dream! Paul is hardly likely to get bitten that way again by yet another money hungry 40 year old after suffering at the venomous hands of Heather Mills.

Oh yes, you’re exactly what Paul is looking for!

So� anyway, tell us Kylie, what exactly is it you see in this millionaire, ex-Beatle?

ABB