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“Ashton Kutcher’s Hepy Birthday”

Cutie -patootie Ashton Kutcher may have gotten a little more than he bargained for during his 30^th birthday bash at West Village hotspot Socialista. According to Eonline.com, the New York City Department of Health issued a warning announcing that a case of Hepatitis A was recently discovered at the eatery.

The organization worked as quickly as possible to educate Socialista’s management about a particular bartender who was seen working on Feb. 7^th, 8^th and 11^th who had come in contact with the disease but had failed to mention it. Must have just slipped his mind?

The owners, as well as the aforementioned association, are urging everyone who drank and ate on those nights - approximately 800 people - to get vaccinated as a precaution.

Despite the fact that the infection is classified as “manageable,” there’s basically only one way of catching it and it’s rather disgusting: coming within very close proximity of fecal matter.

The Restaurant in question released the following statement: “Although no additional cases of illness have been identified, the New York City Department of Health is urging customers to get the vaccination as a precautionary measure. We are grateful for their efforts, and we will continue to support them in every way possible.”

The spokespeople for Kutcher and Demi Moore have yet to relay their comments on the matter. Also in attendance at Ashton’s b-day party were Bruce Willis, Madonna, Kate Hudson, Gwyneth Paltrow, Salma Hayek, Liv Tyler, Molly Sims and Ivanka Trump.

Can you imagine if every single one of those A-Listers ended up with the disease?? Hollywood would be out of commission for weeks with symptoms ranging from nausea to jaundice to diarrhea to fatigue. Keep your fingers crossed peeps!

~Carolyn French~