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What did Ashton Kutcher get for his 30th birthday? Hepatitis A!

The bartender reportedly caught the infectious disease on a recent trip to Honduras and brought it back as a special surprise for Ashton and all of his guests including, Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, Madonna, Lucy Liu, Gwyneth Paltrow, Liv Tyler, Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart, Salma Hayek and Roberto Cavalli.

Now over over 800 patrons are running to get inoculations, and what a guest list to send running to the Doctor. “In a few hours I got sick,” bar patron Jorge Estuardo reportedly told the media. “I did not eat anything. I just had drinks. I suspect something had to do with the drinks or the glassware. I’m not sure.”� Now the city’s health department is offering hepatitis A vaccinations “as a precautionary measure” to patrons who may have been exposed. Hepatitis is in fact a swelling of the liver.

Hepatitis A is spread easily through contact with the infected person. Which is why a bartender at one of the city’s hottest nightspots may have caused a fairly massive high society epidemic! As you can imagine her Majesty Queen Madonna is probably already in the clear considering her genes and immune system devour not only aging and fine lines but all forms of negative energy.

It appears the Kabbalah pals may have to say a special prayer for the livers of countless uber rich New Yorkers. To those of you who may have visited Socialista on a night when the infected bartender worked free shots are being offered at P.S. 41 in Greenwich Village by The Health Department.

It’s a whole new type of A list now, the Hepatitis A list.