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February
18th 2008
Mohamed El Fayed: How To Make Friends and Influence The Brits!

Posted under Free for All & Amy Winehouse & Princess Diana & Prince Philip & Queen Elizabeth II & Prince Charles

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After years of courting both the British people, the British authorities and even the British Royal family, Mohamed El Fayed, the owner of the luxury London department store, Harrods, has really made a great impression on the British today which in no way will increase his chances of obtaining a British Passport.

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If you cant get your son, Dodi, married off to a British Royal Princess, Princess Diana, or you cant prove that your son made the afore mentioned Princess pregnant, go public with your feelings about the British Royal family.

1. Refer to Queen Elizabeth II, and her family as “this Dracula family” .

2. Accuse Prince Philip of being a “Nazi” and a “racist.”

3. Inform the press of information that only you are privy to about Prince Philip’s name, “You want to know his original name — it ends with Frankenstein,”

4. Suggest a new home for the Prince (bearing in mind that you yourself are actually an Egyptian living in the UK) “It is time to send him back to Germany,”

5. Speak of how loving and caring the Royals were to the now deceased Princess Diana. “She suffered for 20 years from this Dracula family.”

6. Explain the death of Prince Charles’s ex wife as you see it. “Because he (Prince Charles) would like to get on and marry his Camilla and that is what happened. They cleared the decks. They finished her. (Princess Diana) They murdered her. It was slaughter, not murder,”

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Guilty: Off with thier heads!

And this all comes from a man who is known to have been refused a British passport because of his political background. Even though he has lived in the United Kingdom for well over 10 years, and has held a strong anti-royalist view since before his son’s death.

A man who over the years has only earned himself one title in the UK, “the Phoney Pharaoh”. The man who refused requests to assign more security to Princess Diana and Dodi Fayed, and personally approved the ‘decoy’ plan that ultimately led to their deaths.

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So far El Fayed has blamed everyone from Queen Elizabeth II, Prince Philip, Prince Charles, French intelligence, British intelligence to Diana’s sister, Sarah for the death of Diana and Dodi. Its time for him to realize that it was an accident caused by his own chauffeur, Henry Paul who was as drunk as Paris Hilton at a Los Angeles night club opening night and as drugged up as Amy Winehouse in Camden market.

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