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While Paris roams free on the streets of Los Angeles it seems that she has learned that being a free woman comes at a price. The socialite is apparently now teaching lessons of morality to the young folk as she proposed in her post jail Larry King interview that was of course the biggest joke ever to air on CNN, forcing Anderson Cooper to cringe.

The former inmate and heiress hasn’t exactly been the best of examples for her little siblings, though Nicky appears to have taken the high road little brother Baron Hilton was in fact busted for a DUI and picked up for driving with a fake ID! On what planet do you hand a police officer a fake drivers license?

Do they teach you nothing in overpriced pretentious prep schools? Obviously quick judgment is not one of the Hilton’s strong points. Little Hilton had to rot in jail because of his ignorant and underage actions yesterday calling parents Kathy & Rick for bail money only to be shut down! He then attempted sister Paris but found no luck there either.

They all thought he should be taught a “lesson.” Bet he learned not to reach out to his family in a time of need. They always were more of a Hotel chain than a happy home come to think of it. Maybe next time he’ll give Nicky Hilton a shout.

But for now little Baron is back home in his posh digs showering off the smell of common folk. Guess we’ll see if the courts are as hard on him as they were on sister Paris. Only in Malibu kids, only in Malibu.