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Tyra Banks is burning bras on her show in what used to be a symbol of feminism but is now just an exploitive way to get a picture of women in their underwear.

Good news coke dealers everywhere! Lindsay Lohan is back on the scene, but all in moderation.

On another addict note Eva Mendes is in rehab. The same one Lindsay went to in fact. Maybe she will adopt the “if I just use a little” philosophy too and land herself a snow boarder to sell her out while she’s at it.

Britney Spears is reportedly in a Padded room in the mental hospital she has been committed to for the next 14 days and she is not landing softly.

Paula Abdul performed on the Superbowl halftime show and exceeded all our expectations. Granted we thought that she would stumble in one spot until she fell down. Considering she can hardly sit in a chair on American Idol she did an amazing job. Being Janet Jackson’s choreographer all those years really shines through. Again…considering.
Sarah Silverman has a new cult hit single

Lilly Allen’s little brother Alfie, who was immortalized in a song from her last album is now buck naked in the play Equues. Filling the “shoes” of Harry Potter who also recently appeared in the stage show.