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Hannah Montana posing with her daddy, Billy Ray Cyrus…so sickening!

It isn’t easy to explain a teen phenomenon. In fact the best way to communicate what High School Musical, Zac Efron, and Hannah Montana mean to teenage girls is through a loud shriek that most humans are unable to hear.

Fortunately ticket sales and merchandising can communicate popularity for us.

As the jabbering text messages spread through Sidekicks like wild fire, it appears that fresh faced (or altered-faced) teens have taken over the box office, the music industry, and the web.

Miley Cyrus’ Hannah Montana may seem like a simple concept - a young pop star attempting to live a normal life - but in its own way, it articulates the trials and tribulations of daily tween life. From boys to school, Hannah isn’t just a twelve-year-old’s idol, she is their BFF 4Eva!

This has in fact become quite a headache for hard working parents attempting to get their hands on tickets for the highly anticipated tour, also featuring the supercute teen sensations The Jonas Brothers.

Oddly enough, tickets sold faster than they could even be printed, launching Miley Cyrus into the superstar stratosphere faster than you can say Jamie Lynn who? So as a compromise (marketing tactic) they are releasing the tour as a feature film.

“Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert” is the film version of Cyrus’ 54-date tour.

One would think this would finally be a chance for those who couldn’t attend the concert to catch a glimpse of Ms. Montana up close and personal. But it appears that the movie showings are in fact selling out before it’s even opened.

Hundreds of showtimes are already sold out on Fandango.com. Movietickets.com reported it as the number one seller the first week it went on pre-sale.

The movie is all set to open at more than 600 theaters nationwide this February when it will run for just a week, leaving a few sobbing teens high and dry… that is, until it’s released on DVD.