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I know, I know, I got my panties in a twist too when I read the headline on PageSix.com. The reality babester turned fashionista wannabe, Lauren Conrad, is calling it quits…she’s hiking to the “Hollywood flats”…not…I repeat not from The Hills reality show!

Conrad has been shopping around like it nobody’s business for a new humble abode for about a year now; she finally found her “Barbie Dream House.” It sounds like MTV is kickin’ her a$$ to the curb ‘cuz they’re sick of paying for her lavish lifestyle, but whatevs.

A realtor told PageSix.com, “The house is beautiful inside and out, Lauren has found herself a gem. This area is so happeneing right now.” Lauren fell in love with the place the minute she walked in the door and said, “I want it!” according to sources.

Right…

Well Lauren, I wish you the best of luck in a new pad fit for a drama queen. May it bring you lots of fighting and drunken times!

-Joseph

Find out who’s going to be LC’s roomie next season!

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