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Remember those super extra curvy pics of Jennifer Love Hewitt recently introduced to the public’s eye? Yeah, as if America should be criticizing people…we’re the country that has Dunkin’ D’s and McDonald’s open all hours of the night…ah, America: land of the free and home of the fourth-mealer!

Anywho, new reports are suggesting that Hewitt is preggers and the “fat” pics of her were really just a baby bump and the daddy is McCall.

Who knows, maybe she’ll join forces with Jennifer Lopez and Christina Aguilera and lie about it ’til some paps catch her coming out of the ER with balloons and a bouncing baby. L-A-M-E!

-Joseph F