File under: delusional.

Jennifer Love-Hewitt is not a size two. I will bet money on it. I see that ever-expanding booty on The Ghost Whisperer every week, but nonetheless she’s blogging about what a skinny righteous babe she is.

The newly engaged actress took to the blogosphere to talk about the unflattering pictures of her gossip bloggers have been putting on the Internet and commenting on her growing backside.

“Like all women out there should, I love my body,” Hewitt, 28, wrote on her blog after photos of her in a bikini hit the Web. “I know what I look like, and so do my friends and family.”

Hewitt, who has modeled for Hanes, explains, “I’ve sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women’s bodies are constantly scrutinized. To set the record straight, I’m not upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image.”

She adds, “A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn’t make you beautiful. … To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini – put it on and stay strong.”

I don’t buy it – a size 8 at the smallest.

-Linda Przygodski