Celebrity dirt - straight up.

• Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz… Vive Le Emo! (Faded Youth)

• Helena Christensen to pose for French Playboy… so that makes it classy, right? (Glam Boulevard)

• Love Lauren Conrad? Dress like her! (SheFinds)

• And I thought keeping up with my highlights was hard… Gwen Stefani takes it to a new level. (People)

• Jonathan Rhys Meyers is just plain scary. (Celebrity Rumors)