And you thought you had a busy weekend! There’s never a dull moment in the wonderful world of celebrity gossip.

• Katie Holmes came in an impressive 195th place in the New York City Marathon. If only she could use that momentum to get a good head start on Tom and the glassy eyed Scientologists constantly lurking behind her.

• Cate Blanchett has confirmed that she is pregnant with her third child. Speaking of pregnancy Christina Aguilera has finally made her overtly obvious bump official by announcing it to the public.

• Transformers star Shia LaBeouf was arrested while drunk in a Chicago Wallgreens. He refused to leave and security called the police to escort him out.

• Jake Gyllenhaal finally lost the beard. Phew.

• Britney Spears celebrated her album’s huge sales by spending some quality time wheeling her boys around a parking lot in that little cart again. She also got coffee with Alli Sims and fought her way through some crazy paps and fans outside The Children’s Place clothing store where she found herself at the sale rack.

• While Brit was busy shopping for baby hoodies and chandeliers Kevin Federline was shopping his story to who else but Oprah Winfrey. Rumors indicate that Kevin will be making an appearance on the show sometime early next year to talk about his failed marriage and having full custody of the Brothers Federline.

• Everyone can exhale… Vanessa Hudgens IS returning to High School Musical and she is getting a raise in honor of her nude photo scandal boosting popularity. Maybe Disney released the photos themselves