The mastermind of magic, David Copperfield, should be running for the hills at this point! This phantom got himself into some deep…well, you know. (Yeeeah)

• Lindsay Lohan is such a boob…literally! That’s all we’ve been seeing on her lately. This half wit was out shopping and whoops, there goes one of her girls again! Cover up, girl. (Egotastic)
• Wino Amy Winehouse got arrested yesterday and today, she’s out? We guess the super-fast rehab time spread over to the jails…WTF?! (Hollyscoop)
• Vanessa Hudgens may be heading for Playboy in the near future, who knows…she was seen out with boy toy Zac Efron for his 20th b-day and denied any rumors about Disney kicking her to the curb. (TMZ)
• Howard K. Stern is in the courtroom again… he wants to make Anna Nicole Smith’s darling daughter the sole heir to her mama’s estate. Where is Larry Birkhead throughout all of this? (MSNBC)