So, Its ‘Headlines‘, Geri Has a big Mouth!

Headlines confirmed it last week. No, not the news headlines, the revelation by Geri Halliwell that The Spice Girl’s new single is called, Headlines. But oh dear, the meek and mild Miss Halliwell made the huge, and of course, uncalculated mistake of telling one UK television station the title of their new album, which apparently could have upset the other band members, but, bless ‘em all, they took it all in good spirits………????

Maybe they should just wire the girl’s mouth shut and kill 3 birds with one stone, stop her singing, stop here talking and stop her eating!

The Sex and the City girls, Dressed to kill! Funeral, what funeral?

In ‘The City that Never Sleeps’ narcolepsy has become an epidemic!After all the hype and expectations that Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker) finally gets her man, Mr Big, it would now appear that she just over dosed on Rozerum and dreamed the whole dam thing. Don’t you just hate when that happens?

If rumours are to be believed, there are no happy endings on the Island of Manhattan, just death, despair, misery and yet another un-used wedding dress for sale on Ebay.

The normally invincible and unruffled Mr Big, played handsomely by the sexy Chris Noth, bites the dust in the first ten minutes of the Sex and the City movie dated for release in May 2008. Guess he had a heavy schedule of crimes to solve in Law and Order at that time!

‘Big’ always looked so good in black!

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We’ll Be The Judge of That!

With rumours that Cowell has managed to sign Michael Jackson to his panel of Idol judges, it would appear that he has now managed to encompass all the attributes of his previous judges in just one person. X-entertainer, X-husband, and X-normal human being!

The entire panel of judges now have marginally more creditability than the party goers at the Mad Hatter’s Tea Party! To top it all, two of the major sponsors of Idol and the ‘cast tour’ which follows each season’s end are Kellogg and Pop-Tarts. How appropriate, Kellogg, known for nuts and flakes in a box and Pop-Tarts…..puffed up junk food full of slimy, useless muck! ABB